if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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