the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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