Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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