Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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