Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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