i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We had to coat check the pizza.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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