a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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