marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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