I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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