Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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