worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
