she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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