I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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