Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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