My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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As shirtless as possible
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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