? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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