New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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