I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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