girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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