Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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