a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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