Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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