So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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