I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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