Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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