What tipped you off? The sombrero?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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