he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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