Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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