also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
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It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She fuckin peed on me
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
did you just send me my own nude
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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