i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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i'm high and self actualising, please send help
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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