the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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