I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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