Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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