True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Randomize
