Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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