love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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