I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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