My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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