dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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