i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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