Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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