how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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