Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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