At least make sure they are 18
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And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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