hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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