I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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