Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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