So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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