I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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