His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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