Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
are you so shy because you have an std?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We talked him into tasing himself.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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